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Wednesday 27 June 2012

Cross Porpoises

Ok, so the bff and I have birthdays 5 days apart (she tries to pretend she doesn't know this, mind...), so we were discussing the possibility of doing a joint birthday do this time. We eventually decided a BBQ and games at a local beauty spot would be a good plan.


Part way through our discussions, she asked me if I was still walking - of course, I giggled and facetiously told her that I'd actually decided to try hovering a few feet off the ground as a less weight-bearing alternative, and then continued to tell her that yes, I did still have legs, and yes, they did still work.



In all honesty, I was a little taken aback by the question, and thought that, whilst it was nice that she was concerned for me, she hadn't really shown that concern in the most tactful manner (not that she's usually tactful, but that's another matter).



As the conversation progressed it became increasingly apparent that what she was actually referring to was a much earlier conversation we'd had (see my last-but-one post for more details on that one) about going for an evening walk each day.



I wasn't laughing so much at the misunderstanding itself, but at my own stupidity for assuming that she'd thought I had become incapacitated since the last time we saw each other - which, let's be honest, wasn't all that long ago. Perhaps there's a lesson in here somewhere for me?

Tuesday 26 June 2012

These people can't seriously believe this shit...

So, some of you will probably know that Jack Osbourne was recently diagnosed with MS. Woo, big news, lots of media coverage of MS stuff, free advertising of our cause!

Yeah, and lots and lots of people who don't know what the hell they're talking about, trying to pretend that they know what they're talking about. Gah!

Apparently, according to fundamentalist number 1, if Osbourne turns to God, he will be cured. This is probably the single most insulting thing I have seen all year. Not least because I know several Christians who have MS, who - funnily enough - haven't been cured by the miraculous healing powers of God Almighty. I wonder if it's one of those new customer only deals? Maybe that's why mum hasn't miraculously stopped having MS, because she was ALREADY A CUSTOMER before her diagnosis. Soz, mum. Looks like the early bird misses the worm in this case... Hey, maybe we should suggest to the big G that he puts a bogof deal on. Maybe for a week at Christmas.

I really shouldn't be surprised by this level of ignorance any more, but it still amazes me how people can honestly go through their whole life thinking that this stuff is actually genuinely true. Oh well, that goes in the sin bin along with the 'hey, lets round up all the 'gays and homosexuals and lesbians' (because they are all of course distinct entities in their own right) 'then build a fence round them and let them die out - because they can't reproduce'. I won't go into how stupid this one is, I really cba right now.